Saturday 3 November 2012

Bappu To Pappu

Bappu: Oy To Lerki Dykh Aaya.
Kyse Hy?
Pappu: Rang Mein Kali Or Kan
Sy Kum Sunti Hy.
Bappu: Zara English Mein Bata
Pappu: Black-Berry Hy.

Breaking News:

Breaking News:
Saudi Arab mein
tofan ka khatra.
Poora Peshawar
KHALI:

Teri Dosti Mein Kuch,

Teri Dosti Mein
Kuch,
Aisi Baat Hai
.
Har Waqt Teri yaad
Mere Sath HAi,.
.
Dil Chahta hai Tum
ko Tumse Chura Loon
par,
Ammi Keti hen Chori
Karna Buri Baat Hai.,.,

Doctor aur Allah

DOCTOR aur Allah Ko
Kabhi Naraz Mt Kro Q k,
JD ALLAH Naraz Ho To
Wo Doctor k pas Bhej
Deta Hai.
Aur
Jab Doctor Naraz Ho
To Wo ALLAH K pas Bhej
Data HAi…!
:-O Oh Ho

GOOD MORNING

A.B.C.D.E.F.G.H
I.J.K.L.M.N.O.P
Q.R.S.T.U.V.W.X
Y.Z
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.
Apny Leay
GOOD MORNING
Bana Lyna.
Main Nashta Kr
Lon.
Enjoy Loving Day
Have A Nice Day.

Jab Tum pe Koi Musibat

Jab Tum pe Koi Musibat
Aa jaye Tou kisi Ka Ehsaan
Na Lo Q K.
Musibat 4 din ki Or Ehsaan
Zindagi Bhar ka.
So
Mujh pr ek Ehsaan krna K Mujy
Pe koi Ehsan Na Krna:-

1 yehi baat mujhy chain se sony nahi deti.

1 yehi baat mujhy chain
se sony nahi deti.
“DOST”
K
pakistan bhar ki auraton
ko
Aetemad ariel par Q hy.
(,”)/’hum mar
<\/ gya hen
_/\_ kya??

Humain to zardari

Humain to zardari ne
Loota Musharraf me
kahan Dum tha!
Roti Kapra,Makan,
Ko to chhoro,Subha
Lotay me paani B
kum tha.
(“.)
_/L Daso yaar ini
loadsahding.

Pathan To Pathan

Pathan Cycle Ka Break Haath
mein Lekar Naach Raha tha.
2nd Khan:
O Khocha Ye Kya Karti Hai…?
Pathan:
BREAK DANCE..

Hum Ny Tanhai Mei Bhi Sirf

Hum Ny Tanhai Mei Bhi Sirf
Tm ko chaha Hai,
“DOST”
Warna log To Tanhai Mein
Nargis ki CD Lga Lety
Hain.
/(‘_’)/
..()
../!
Ve gujra ve

Meri her khata ko maaf kar

Meri her khata ko maaf kar
dena ye soch kr.,
“Dost”
Shayd k ye meri zindagi ka
akhri Saal ho.
.
.
..
.
.
Pakistan me yar;)
Tusi foran e maar deya
kro…

Dil to kehta hai

Dil to kehta hai k chhor jaon
yeh DUNiYA
“”"…MAGAR…”"”
Phir KHAYAAL ata hai k hAley
tey mera viyah wi ni hoya.

dil se dil laga kar

dil se dil laga kar
bhi dekh,
meri yaad mein aansoo
bahakar bhi dekh,
SMS kya CALL bhi
karenge,
ek baar mere mobile ka
bill chuka kar bhi dekh……

Agar Koi pyari si Larki Apko

*. . .Agar Koi pyari si Larki Apko
“I LOVE U” Bole
To 3 Baten Ho Skti Hen
1.Uski Aankhen Khrab Hy
2.Ya uska diamag kharab ha
3.Ya Wo khud kharab hai. . .*

Larkay Wale

Larkay Wale: Hume Aisi Larki Chahiye
Jo zayada Khati-Peeti Na Ho,aur
hamesha chup rahe or shohar ki sunay.
Larki walay:
Aisi Larki To Apko ICU Me Hi Milegi.

Father To Beta

Father:
Beta kiyun Ro Rahy Ho?
Mujhy Dost Samaj Kr batao
Son:
Kuch Nhi yaar Sabzi K Paiso Se
Apni Wali Ko Load Karwa Diya To
Teri Wali Ne Boht Mara.

Larki Ne Ek Car Ko Hath De Kar Roka

Larki Ne Ek Car Ko Hath De Kar
Roka
QareeB AaNaY Pe Boli
SorY Main Samjhi Texi Hai
Driver Muskra Kar Bola
kamal hai,
“Main Bhi Yehi Samjha tha.;

Pakistani Quam kuch Arsa Baad

Pakistani Quam kuch Arsa Baad
Bijili ki yad mein Bacho k Naam
Rkha kery gi.
“Chaudhary Transformer”
” Metre Khan”.
” Haji Pakha”.
“Haji Taar Memon”.
… “Faiz-ul-Bulb”.
“Sheikh Stablizer”.
“Molana DeepFreezer”.
“Circut Shah”.
& Girls Name Shud be……
“Frig-un-Nisa”.
“Istree Begum”.
“Tube Light Bano”.
“Wiring Khanam”.
“Madam Dim Full”.
“Miss Low Battery”.
“Wapda Parveen”.
” Trip Bibi”. Hahahahaha

A Very Emotional Message

A Very Emotional Message :
.
.
bete ne “Maa”Say Pucha,
“Kab Tak Meri Fikar Main is
Tarah Raton ko jagti Rahogi?”
“Maa”Nay Piyar say Mera
Maatha Chooma Aur Kaha:
.
.
.
.
.
“Jab Tak tu Apni Dusri Maaon
say Rat ko Bat karna nahi Chorega
“Begherat.”Oopp ssss
..
..
Moral :
MAA SAB JANTI HAI..!!

Ek bandar ne apni shakal aaine

Ek bandar ne apni shakal aaine
mein dekh li aur usne suicide
kar li,
tum mujhse waada karo ke tum
kabhi aaina nahin dekhoge
plz plz plz promise me plz

AAJKAL ki Nojwan Nasal K Bigrne ki Waja?

AAJKAL ki Nojwan Nasal K Bigrne ki Waja?
Mobile??
Media??
Intrnet??
Nahi
10th class ki Urdu ki Ghzlen;-)
Achy se Achy Bchy ko Ashiq
Bna dti hen:-)
EXAMPLE :-
Deedar ki Talab he to Nazre
Jamaye Rakh
Ghalib…
Parda ho ya naqab, Sarakta
Zaroor hy

Happy Puttar day!

Happy Puttar day!
Is din hr baap ko apne
Puttar ki yad ati ha.
Is liy mjhe b tumari yad
i Ab ye sms mjhe hi send
kr k abu k sath begerti na
krna,
MIss U beta.

Karachi k Halaat

Karachi k Halaat To Ab Aise Ho
Gae Hen.
“DOST”
50 Rupe ki Goli
10 Rupe ki Bori
05 Rupe ki Dori
65 Rupe ma Banda
Pack
Yani
Pepsi
or
Banda
1 Hi Qeemt Me-”

Peer To Mureed

Peer:Bata agr koi Mannat
mangni ha to bta do.
Mureed: Plz mujhe phir se
unmarried wali zindagi day
dein.
Peer:Beta ‘Mannat’maango
‘Jannat’na maango..

Teri Meri Meri Teri

Teri meri
Meri teri
.
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.
.
.
Light aani hai mushkil…
2 ghantoun main b yea na aa
pay…
Sara din beet jae Sari rat jagae
or light ka khiyal lamha lamha
Tarpae ye terap keh rhi hy.
Mar je zardari tery mery damiyan
jo hy doshman
Mombati jala kr geo

Yeh naya injection

Yeh naya injection
—<‘_’_'_’_'_’]==()
khaas unke liye jo SMS nhi krte,
Iske lagte hi sari knjusi ke keere
maar jayege.
Jab asar krne lage to reply kr dena.

“SASURAL” Ko English Me Kya Kehte hai..

Agr Aap
Metric,
Inter,
BA
MBA
BE,
B.ED,
BSC,
MSC,
BBA,
CA,
LLB,
B.Tech,
Ya
PHD
Pass Ho
To Batao ki
“SASURAL” Ko English Me Kya Kehte hai..

Dulha Kmray Me

Dulha Kmray Me Aatay Hun
Chair Se Takra K Gir Gya,
Dulhan (Ghabra k)Waqas Bhai
Aaram Se…
MORAL:Or Kro CznO sy Shadi:-)

Aurat ko Haseen Banaya

Qudrat Ne
Aurat ko Haseen Banaya.. !!!
Khubsurti Di..
Hirni Si Aankhein..
Resham Se Baal..
Gulab K Pankhriyon Se Hont..
Pyaar Bahra Dil Diya..
Phir Zaban Di:
Aur Sub Satya-Naas Ho Gaya :p

Manzil Qareeb Dekh K

Manzil Qareeb Dekh K
Mutmain Na Hona.
Aksar TATI Nikal Jati
Hy.
Bathroom Ponhanchne Se
Pehle:)
(‘,’)>Sub Chor Bas Misaal
Dekh tu….

Dost Or Lover me kya Farq

Dost Or Lover me kya Farq
Hy.?
Lover:
Janu Bike Ahista Chlao Accident
Ho Jaye ga…
Dost:
Chwla race day agy Cultus vich
Bachiyan ne…

Life main

Life main
=Paisa
=Pyar
=Dost
=Izzat
Sab aate Jate rehte Hain.
Par
Tootay Huwe Daant Kabhi Wapas
nahi aate.
Is liye iZzat say sms Karte raha
karo.

Bachi To Dukandar

1 choti bachi dukandar sy: uncle jab main bari
ho jaon gai to ap muj say shadi karin gay
Dukandar: mazak sy han bachi to ap apni hony
wali wife ko choklate nai 2 gay?

Maa To Beti

Beti:
Ami Mera Teacher Kitna Pyara Hai Na?
Ami:
Beti Teacher Bap k Brabr Hota Hai..
Beti:
AMI Ap Hamesha Apne Hi Chakar Mein
Rehna,
Hamare Liye Na Sochna…

Faraz

Ktne Ghuroor Main Hai Wo Mjhay Tanha Chor K
“Faraz”
Unhain Maloom Nahi Mery Pas Or B lash pash larkio K Number Hain
(,”)/
/) ( Ja garak hoja
,/¡_ sali tm

Maalik To Naukar

Maalik: Tum bathroom mein kyu ghus
aaye, Kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mein
naha raha hoon?
.
.
Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi,
mein
samjha tha begum sahiba hai. OooPPSSS

Funny Urdu SMS

No-Jawan Nasal ke Liye
Kuch Ehem Advises:
1. Khud ko Mobile main
Itna na Mashghool Rakho k;
Samnay se koi Larki guzar jaye
Aur Tumhain Pata bhi na chalay.
2. Bike Chalatay huay
kabhi ye Mat Socho k ye Jahaz hai,
Balkay ye Samjho k ye to Rocket hai.
3. Koshish karo ke
Apnay Hum-Umron se Bad-Zabani na
karo,
Direct Sir Phaar do..
4. Taaleem har kisi ka Haq hai,
Zyada Parh k kisi ka Haq na Maro..